Lessons from Jamaica
Hershey's announced this week it's cutting its workforce by 11 percent. I'm not sure why. After 5 days at a Jamaican beach resort, I can't believe U.S. candy sales are down.
Here's some of what I learned on my winter vacation:
My wife looks pretty good in a bikini.
Many, many other people do not.
We saved Europe from the Nazi menace. The least they could do is show a little appreciation. Nothing major. I don't want to be too demanding. How's this? When European men travel abroad, to warm weather, beach-including destinations, European customs officials should look through their luggage, remove any and all Speedo or Speedo-like swimsuits and replace them with full-size swim trunks. And possibly a girdle.
Rum is good.
All you can drink rum is not necessarily a good idea for my wife.
Here's some of what I learned on my winter vacation:
My wife looks pretty good in a bikini.
Many, many other people do not.
We saved Europe from the Nazi menace. The least they could do is show a little appreciation. Nothing major. I don't want to be too demanding. How's this? When European men travel abroad, to warm weather, beach-including destinations, European customs officials should look through their luggage, remove any and all Speedo or Speedo-like swimsuits and replace them with full-size swim trunks. And possibly a girdle.
Rum is good.
All you can drink rum is not necessarily a good idea for my wife.
posted by CaS @ 8:19 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:02 PM,
alu said…
Your wife, here...of course I am thrilled that you wrote about me, and even mentioned my bikini-wearing prowess. Now, please download the photos of my rum-fueled activities, so that I can post them and people can judge for themselves if rum is good for me or not.
At 3:31 PM,
NiceLookingBushes.com said…
I concur--your wife does look good in a bikini. I've never experienced A-Lu on rum, but if it's anything like when she drinks massive amounts of cheap red wine, I'm sure everyone had lots of fun.
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