Hershey's announced this week it's cutting its workforce by 11 percent. I'm not sure why. After 5 days at a Jamaican beach resort, I can't believe U.S. candy sales are down.
Here's some of what I learned on my winter vacation:
My wife looks pretty good in a bikini.
Many, many other people do not.
We saved Europe from the Nazi menace. The least they could do is show a little appreciation. Nothing major. I don't want to be too demanding. How's this? When European men travel abroad, to warm weather, beach-including destinations, European customs officials should look through their luggage, remove any and all Speedo or Speedo-like swimsuits and replace them with full-size swim trunks. And possibly a girdle.
Rum is good.
All you can drink rum is not necessarily a good idea for my wife.
