This Just In...

From the apparently very well-funded Department of No Kidding comes this study:

College students have sex because college students like to have sex.

Stunning.

More surprising -- that college students came up with a total of 237 reasons to have sex. I'm pretty sure that a) the first 150 were all variations on "Getting laid feels good" and b) after number 157 the surveyed students were just making things up to mess with the brainiacs doing the survey.